And this has not once been received well.
Weekly Astrology Horoscopes for April 19 to 25, by Nadiya Shah - video dailymotion
An example of how this goes. ME: My body is on fire and if I have to sit on this hard Chiavari chair for another 15 minutes I may murder the groom or dive headfirst into the cake. Do you know how long a day is when you can't put weight on your left foot because of how bad your plantar fasciitis is? Do you know how long a moment is when you've hit your daily limit of TUMS and you resort to shots of apple cider vinegar which burns as it goes down your already burning throat?
ME: Yes I should. Right after I figure out how to poop properly. I haven't done that in a couple of months. So I live life in this lovely limbo between constipation and diarrhea… It's been great chatting.